Corrupt a wish

[Hiroki]

Hey everyone!

 

Sooooo I was thinking to post this here, maybe it's gonna be fun and people will participate!

 

I guess mostly everyone knows this game, but just in case I am going to explain.

 

Basically someone makes a wish and the next person to reply grants it but corrupts it while doing so and then also says their wish and so on. 

 

For example:

 

Post 1: I wish I had pizza for lunch (which is mine since I am the first poster)

Post 2: Granted but the pizza is frozen (also says their own wish so the next one corrupts it and posts their own wish as well)

 

So lets get started!

 

I wish I had the ability to teleport to anywhere I want!

 

[Jagaimo]

Granted! but you always teleport a few feet in the air and land upside down.

I wish I could shoot lazers from my eyes!

[Hiroki]

Granted! but you shall be blind for the rest of your life

 

I wish that I never get sick!

[Fallon]

Wish granted, but your closest people are always sick.

I wish I was a vampire.

[Brim]

Granted! But you will get sick from blood.

I wish I could fly.

[Fallon]

Wish granted! You can’t fly above 3 feet high + you could only fly for 30 seconds and then you would fall to the ground.

I wish that I live in a castle.
 

[Mya]

Granted! But you’ll be locked in your room for the rest of your life!

 

I wish I was a cat

[Brim]

Granted! But you will keep tripping over your own feet.

I wish I had a pet unicorn.

 

[Hiroki]

Granted! but you will only have the pet for one day.

 

I wish I had the ability to use telepathy. 

[Arias]

Granted! But you will only be able to use it when you poop

 

I wish I could grow my hair in seconds

[Bardzaur]

Granted! but you will only have one hair >:O

I wish I can teleport 

 

 

 

[Hiroki]

Granted! but only for 10 solid seconds

 

I wish I was a magician

[Vaixe]

Granted! But the neighbors constantly try to burn your house for your pagan ways.

I wish I could lucid dream

[Brim]

Granted! But you would get diarrhea every time you wake up.

I wish I had super speed.

[Arias]

Granted! But you can only run backwards at superspeed

 

I wish I had free food for the rest of my life

[Bardzaur]

Granted! but u will only have the food u hate.

I wish I can draw a whole full picture in 5 seconds 

[Windows]

@Bardzaur

Granted

But it'll be hideous

I wish I had a pearl

[Hiroki]

@Bardzaur granted but all you can draw is stick figures

 

@Windows granted but that pearl makes your life's span shorter

 

i wish I can predict the future

[Brim]

Granted! But only for the next two seconds.

I wish I could be invisible.

 

Edit: Had to change it because I didn't know someone posted right before me.

[Windows]

@Brim

Granted, but only invisible to cats

I wish I had a cake