Corrupt a wish

[Noxey]

Granted, but it would only be yours for a day

 

I wish my headache would go away

[Brim]

Granted! But you will get some other ache.

I wish I could jump high.

[Hiroki]

Granted! but each time you land youll get hurt

 

I wish I dont get tired

[Arias]

@HirokiGranted! But you can never leave the house

I wish could survive with no sleep

[Buni]

@Tao Granted but you’ll always look tired

 

I wish I didn’t have to work to make money

[Hiroki]

Granted! but you cant buy anything with your money.

 

I wish I had superpowers

[Unarm]

Granted! But you'll feel lamer than ever.

I wish I had the smoothest skin.

[Hiroki]

Granted! but you will age quickly

 

I wish that I can convince people easily

[Unarm]

Granted! But you'll be in constant inner turmoil with yourself.

I wish I had the ability to stop babies crying.

[Hiroki]

Granted! buy you'll cry instead

 

I wish I can read people's minds

[Unarm]

Granted! But you lose your own mind with the more you read.

Granted! But cheese makes your throat swell up.

I wish I aced all my classes.

[Leashing]

Granted, but you will fail everything else you ever attempt. 

I wish I had an endless supply of strawberries.

[Buni]

Granted! But they’re always spoiled. 

 

I wish i was more social

 

[Hiroki]

Granted! but everyone else is antisocial

 

I wish that I can perfect everything I attempt to learn from the first try

[Pey]

Granted, but you can only perfect it once then you’re never allowed to do it again.

 

I wish I had a dog

[Unarm]

Granted, but you realise you were a cat person all along.

 

I wish the weather would be that nice middle ground of not too hot and not too cold.

[Mya]

Granted, but if you don’t have no sun or cold, everything could die

 

I wish I had a million dollars

[Guest]

Granted, but you can't spend it. 

 

 

I wish I could make-out with my boyfriend. 

[Hiroki]

Granted! but once you do he will forget who you are

 

I wish I can eat ice cream at any amount without getting a throat pain

[Unarm]

Granted! You get a head and stomachache instead.

 

I wish I could delete all bad relationships from my mind.