Corrupt a wish

[Hiroki]

Granted! but you wont be able to remember nor maintain your future relationships

 

I wish I that I have the perfect body

[Sadist]

Granted, but you have the intelligence of a two year old.

 

I wish I could get over this commission dry spell and make some much needed cash.

[Hiroki]

Granted! but all that money will be spent by someone else

 

I wish that I can move things just by looking at them with my eyes

[Unarm]

Granted, but you're constantly moving things by accident.

 

I wish I could make it to the end of the rainbow.

[Hiroki]

Granted! but by the time you make it the rainbow disappears

 

I wish I can get any problem solved

[Sadist]

Granted, but a new problem always comes up immediately after the previous was solved.

 

I wish I had a larger home.

[Hiroki]

Granted! but once you get inside it automatically becomes smaller

 

I wish I can hibernate 

[Unarm]

Granted! All important and meaningful events take place while you're in hibernation.

I wish I could support others more.

[Hiroki]

Granted! but they wont support you in return

 

I wish that I get enough sleep even if I nap for a short time

[Pey]

Granted, but you now have insomnia and struggle to sleep. 

 

I wish I could drop 14 pounds over night 

[Brim]

Granted! But then you  would gain twice as much. 

I wish I could finish tasks on time.

[Hiroki]

Granted! But the tasks will never end and more come daily

 

I wish I can travel around the world

[Fallon]

Granted, but you have to travel by foot.

I wish the next user wouldn’t corrupt my wish.

[Noxey]

Granted, but all your other wishes are corrupt.

I wish I didn't have to work right now.

[Ayumi]

granted, but your boss won the lottery and gave everyone at work buncha money except you for being absent !

i wish i never had to deal with rude and shitty people again.

[Buni]

Granted but you become a rude and shitty person 

 

I wish I could make everyone happy. 

[Sleepyashofsloth]

Granted but all dogs now wear those annoying socks and bark extremely loud all the time.

 

I wish I could cure depression.

[Eels]

Granted but the cure only works on people over 30 

 

I wish I could have endless cheesecake

[Ayumi]

granted, but it's the only thing you can eat now !

i wish i could understand animals and communicate with them ; - ;

[LinasTired]

Granted! But all the animals are rude & mostly talk about licking their privates

I wish I had animal crossing for gamecube