Corrupt a wish

[Birdseed]

Granted, but they don't taste good! 

 

I wish I had a screen tablet for drawing 

[Sekkie]

Wish granted, but the screen is cracked 

I wish I could know what my cats were thinking

[ChocolateTentacles]

Granted! But you hear all the evil thoughts they have about you.

 

I wish I could be an anime character.

[Fallon]

Granted but Ichiya Vandalay Kotobuki is your only option.

I wish to have my own movie theater in my house.

[Fanged]

Granted, but every film is displayed upside down on the screen.

I wish I didn't have a runny nose.

[Fallon]

Granted, but you ended up with a bleeding nose.

I wish to own a closet full of Hermès Birkin bags in different sizes and colors . 

[Sadist]

Granted, but they're all only big enough for a doll to be able to use.

 

I wish I had a new trench coat.

 

 

 

[Fanged]

Granted, but it's wayyy too big for you.

I wish I was never tired.

[MourningIMVU]

Granted but now you're a zombie

 

I wish I had some iced coffee

[ChocolateTentacles]

Granted! But it's the worst flavor you can imagine.

 

I wish for friendly life-forms from different planets would visit Earth 

[Bipsy]

Granted, but you can only communicate through blinking. 

I wish I could understand what animals say when they make noises. 

[Crima]

Granted! But you can only understand them when you are trying to sleep.

 

I wish I could bring to life and befriend any character from any book/movie/game.

[Pup]

Granted, but once they become your friend they die again.

 

I wish I had more time for fortnite

[Ayumi]

Granted ! but now the game gets really bad

          I wisssh i had better judgement on people so i dont have to worry abt them hurting me anymoree 

[Sinnyboo]

Wish granted but the loyal friends you have now leave you

 

I wish I had the ability to talk to my grandmother one last time

 

 

[Bipsy]

Granted, but she only tells really bad jokes. 

I wish I had the ability to fly.

[Sinnyboo]

Granted but you can only fly in circles

I wish I could draw really good and detailed art

[Mya]

granted but you only get 1 hour

 

I wish I could visit my friend who lives in Seattle, Washington 

 

[Bipsy]

Granted, but you can only travel there by camel. 

I wish I could have a lifetime supply of cheese Cheetos.

[ChocolateTentacles]

Granted! But you only get one Cheeto a day

 

I wish Gordon Ramsey was my own personal chef