Corrupt a wish

[Auffy]

Granted! but all you could afford were some Gucci tights.

I wish Supreme didnt exist.

[Chewy]

On 4/24/2018 at 8:14 PM, Auffy said:

Granted! but all you could afford were some Gucci tights.

I wish Supreme didnt exist.

Granted, but you stop existing

I wish to become God!

[Viu]

Granted, but you became God of loneliness.

I wish there were more hours in a day.

[Pup]

Granted, but you age 10x faster, i'll prepare the grave.

I wish I had a goat

[Chewy]

1 hour ago, Toy said:

Granted, but you age 10x faster, i'll prepare the grave.

I wish I had a goat

(laughed so hard)

Granted, but it's cooked on a plate waiting for you.

I wish I was adventurous

[Pup]

O fuck that

free the lamb

 

Granted, but you got sucked into wherever your first adventure was and couldn't ever leave.

I wish i could jump out of my window without death

[doll]

granted. but, instead of dying, you land in a coma for the rest of your life. 

i wish i could afford everything i want. 

[Viu]

Granted, but you donate a strand of hair to charity for every dollar you spent.

I wish I could always travel places.

[Fallon]

Granted, but you can only travel to scary places you don't want to visit.

I wish I could visit Isla de las Muñecas (Island of the Dolls)

 

[Jimin]

Granted, but you'll never be able to leave.
I wish I could have more time to spend with friends.

[Fawna]

Granted but all you do is talk about cats in sweaters.

I wish I could bring my dog to England with me 

[Auffy]

Granted, but he doesnt come with you alive.

I wish I wouldnt impulsively buy clothes. 

[Taehyung]

Granted! but you impulsively buy everything your gf likes 

 

 

I wish I could get another doggy 

[Fawna]

@Auffy HOW DARE YOU! NO STAHP MY HEART!

 

And Granted, but it's forever not house broken and refuses to wear puppy diapers.

 

I wish Auffy didn't just rip my soul apart 

[doll]

granted, but i rip it instead. 

i wish i could finish my art piece and like it at the same time.

[Fawna]

(These people be trying to kill my heart and dog how dare u)

Granted, but as soon as you finish, your computer crashes without the file being saved.

 

I wish for unicorn stationary

[Fallon]

Granted, but they are all broken.

I wish I can go shopping in New York. 

[Auffy]

Granted, but you end up in New York with only enough time to shop at Macys. 

I wish I didnt stay awake for 26 hours.

[Viu]

Granted, but you sleep forever unless you kiss @Fawna's dog 

I wish I were a werewolf.

[Chewy]

16 minutes ago, Viu said:

Granted, but you sleep forever unless you kiss @Fawna's dog 

I wish I were a werewolf.

Granted, but you're taken by the government as a research subject .

I wish I was taller