Corrupt a wish

[Fallon]

Granted, and you're as tall as Slender Man.

I wish I can spend my summer vacation at Bora Bora. 

[Margarine]

 

Granted! but you will not have enough money for housing.

I wish i could eat anything without gaining weight 

[Auffy]

Granted! but instead of gaining weight, you lose weight until your fat and muscle tissue wither away and you are left with just your skeleton.
 I cant be stopped


I wish for a button of the mechanical variety, as in not a button that would be sewn into clothes, that could produce a muffin that is both made of edible material that I would consider to be food and physical in nature (none of these hologram muffin lies) within three feet of the person who presses the button every time it is pressed.

[Fawna]

Granted but the muffins are all too salty.

I wish to introduce the glorious ness that is southern sweet tea to my fiancé’s English family and they love it! (Fun fact I told them about sweet tea and they looked at me in disbelief calling Americans savages lol)

[Margarine]

Granted! but you have to throw every other kind of tea in the ocean.

i wish i could never fall into the pit that is art block.

[Mya]

granted, but you’ll will never be satisfied with your work.

 

I wish I could go sky diving

[Kayla]

granted but you land in cow poopy

 

i wish i was pumped with motivation 24/7 

[Margarine]

Granted! but you have no ideas of what to do

I wish I had more free time.

[Hexbatt]

Granted! but you have nothing to do. 
I wish I was a cat. 

[Margarine]

Granted! but you will be a hairless cat.

I wish I could have more pets.

[Viu]

Granted, but they are all spiders.

I wish I could float in air.

[Hexbatt]

Granted! but you can never come back down 
I wish to be taller. 

[Margarine]

Granted! but only your neck gets taller.

I wish I had a goat.

[Auffy]

Granted, but it arrives dead on arrival.
I wish I wasnt so evil.

[Margarine]

Granted! but now you are so nice it's annoying.

I wish my art could come to life.

[doll]

granted, but it's trying to kill you. 

i wish i didn't get so jealous. 

[Auffy]

Granted, but you become so possessive instead of Jealous.
I wish for the end of world hunger

[Mya]

granted, but everyone will have to fight for food

 

I wish I had another cat

[Cymette]

Granted, but unfortunately your cats don't get along. 

I wish I was a cactus.

[Verixia]

Granted but you are self aware and perpetually itchy. 

 

I wish I could eat as much tasty food as I wanted without ever gaining any weight.