Corrupt a wish

[Mya]

Granted, but you'll only love anyone for 1 day

 

I wish for my grandmother to come back alive

[SATANICBEAST]

Granted but she comes back alive as a zombie. 

 

I wish i could have my own zoo!

[Plague]

Granted but anything they make you gives you food poisoning 

 

I wish I could loose weights with the flick of a switch 

[SATANICBEAST]

Granted but food will never taste as good as it is again.

 

I wish sales tax was not a thing.

[UnJessme]

52 minutes ago, SATANICBEAST said:

Granted but food will never taste as good as it is again.

 

I wish sales tax was not a thing.

Granted, but everything costs 10x more.

 

I wish my anxiety didn't bother me so much.

[Ayumi]

Granted, but now your're unable to feel any kinda emotions at all ; - ;

I wish i was never in a relationship that gave me extreme abandonment issues. 

 

[Fanged]

Granted, but now your partner is very clingy. 
I wish I could sing.

[Hiroki]

Granted, but every time you sing someone becomes deaf

 

I wish I was good at everything

[Cymette]

Granted! Unfortunately, you are now exceptionally bored.
I wish I could live on Mars.

[Brimeggy]

Granted, but now NASA harasses you almost everyday. 

 

I wish I could never get sick. 

[Katnipxo]

Granted! But now you have constant nose bleeds.

 

I wish I could have an endless supply of money.

[Sabrinyahh]

Granted, but you're taking it from orphanages. 

 

I wish I were really good at art 

[Alex]

Granted, but you are only good at one video game forever.

I wish I had even longer hair.

[Cymette]

Granted! Except, now your hair is always tangled. 
I wish I could fly on a broomstick.

[SATANICBEAST]

Granted but in order to generate power for the broomstick to work, you must use it to clean.

 

I wish makeup can magically apply itself each morning.

[Fallon]

Granted, but your makeup will look like this:

Spoiler

I wish to have unlimited supplies of Yankee candles.

[Plague]

Granted but they all smell disgusting 

I wish I could change what I looked like whenever I wanted

[Kupli]

Granted, but you'll never look good

 

I wish I wasn't sick anymore

[BitterSweetBeast]

Granted, but now everyone around you is sick. (and it's contagious so it's just a matter of time before you catch it back) 

 

I wish my puppies were housebroken.

[Guest JioButler]

22 hours ago, BitterSweetBeast said:

Granted, but now everyone around you is sick. (and it's contagious so it's just a matter of time before you catch it back) 

 

I wish my puppies were housebroken.

 

Granted, it goes in the lawn but it has explosive diarrhea. It goes everywhere.

 

I wish I had an entire room to house all my books!