Corrupt a wish

[frappechinno]

Granted! But now you will teleport randomly all around the world every 5 seconds

 

I wish I can have a younger brother

[Bunno]

Granted! But now your younger brother lives in the same space as you, and basically never leaves you alone. 

In fact, every time you go outside, he follows you like... hello, it's me.

 

I wish I never had to work to make money.

[frappechinno]

Granted! But you only get paid .01 cents every year!

 

I wish to live eternally at 21

[Fallon]

Granted but your life is extremely boring. 

I wish I can maintain my abs without working out often.

[frappechinno]

granted! but now you died of your body being  "overworked" all the time for producing abs

 

I wish I can eat healthy food everyday

[brata]

On 4/22/2018 at 8:10 AM, Ayumi said:

Granted, but you can never stand straight anymore!!

 

i wish i could choose to stay in my dreams or leave my nightmares whenever i wanted to. 

Granted but if you dont wakeup in 4 mins of the dream , the dream goes completely gore 

i wish i was taller .

[Strath]

Granted but every time you hiccup, you hit your head on something.

 

I wish I could finish any of my work with super speed and accuracy.

[frappechinno]

Granted! But now your hands can't handle the speed you're unable to use your hands anymore

 

I wish I knew every correct and moral answer to every question

[Bunno]

Granted, but now that you know, you'll be forced to answer with the opposite answer from that.

I wish I could sleep peacefully at night.

[Spirits]

Granted, but you never wake up for any alarms/phone calls/pets you may have. 

 

I wish I didn't work so many hectic hours.

[Sunshower]

Granted, but while you work less hours you have to do more work outside of your job.

 

I wish I had strawberry cheesecake

[Naptime]

Granted, but that's the only thing you're able to eat for the rest of your life! 

I wish I could visit the beach anytime I wanted. 

[Notiva]

granted but everytime you do you get horribly sun burned

 

i wish i could get paid to sleep all day

[Fallon]

Granted, but you only get paid $0.01 per hour.

I wish life had a rewind button.

[Useo]

Granted, but you can only use it once in your lifetime; use it wisely. :)

 

I wish Trump was never elected president.

[Leviathan]

Granted, but he is now the leader of ISIS and is practically as invincible as Superman.

 

I wish I could sleep without insomnia.

[Notiva]

Granted but you will never wake up 

 

 

I wish the world was like a zombie apocalypse 

[Naptime]

Granted but you're the first one to die. :(

I wish I never got headaches again

[bunee]

Granted but now you can hear whispers in your head

 

I wish I could time travel

[Fallon]

Granted, but you're stuck in the past forever and you'll never return to the future. 

I wish I can go relax at beach for the whole day without getting sunburn.