Corrupt a wish

[Amaya]

Granted, but you can't understand them.

 

I wish I wasn't so afraid to drive.

 

@Ayumi o lordy, now you trying to kill me 

[Leviathan]

Granted, but each time you drive you go on a roadkill massacre. 

 

I wish I could pull money out of people's asses. 

[Amaya]

Granted, but it's monopoly money and useless.

 

I wish I had the money to take my parents our for the day and treat them to anything in the world.

[Leviathan]

Granted, but your parents hardly want to go out or eat.

 

I wish I was in mood for Halloween.

 

 

[XPsychoBarbieX]

Granted but you forever only dress up as a ghost.

i wish i could see threw walls.

[Fallon]

Granted, but everyone can see through you. 

I wish I could eat all the double cheeseburgers I want without getting sick and fat.

[XPsychoBarbieX]

Granted but now you get the hiccups everytime you eat them for 3 hours.

I wish i could afford to buy everything i want on the internet.

[Guest teddybearsouls]

Granted, but everything you purchase ends up being super low quality compared to what they offered

I wish I could text my dog

[Fallon]

Granted, but your dog will never response to your texts.

I wish I could rank up to tier VI for both survivor and hunter in Identity V.

[Eidolism]

Granted, but you will never reach tier VII. 

 

Oops uh I WISH THAT I COULD POST MY PREMADES jk  I wish bees wouldn't make me piss myself from terror every time they come near me.

 

[Guest teddybearsouls]

Granted, but they'll still sting you and you are allergic to them.

I wish I could eat unhealthy foods with no consequences to my health.

[Eidolism]

Granted, but every bite you take brings you closer to sinking into the ground. (?)

I wish I liked drinking tea.

[Guest teddybearsouls]

Granted, but although you like the taste, all tea you drink will give you diarrhea.

I wish I wasn't ugly

[Eidolism]

Granted, you're not ugly but now every person who passes you tell you you're beautiful! 

I wish I was Ariana Grande

[Guest teddybearsouls]

That sounds pretty good to me lmao

Granted, but now, everybody you knew will forget about your memories with them and who you were before you became Ariana Grande. You'll simply be another celebrity to them

I wish I COULD SING LIKE YOU. DANG

[Eidolism]

GRANTED BUT YOU SOUND LIKE A DYING WHALE RIP

I wish I my feet had ten toes each instead of five? 

 

[Guest teddybearsouls]

IF "DYING WHALE" IS SUPPOSED TO BE WHAT YOU SOUND LIKE, THEN GOOD

Granted, but now shoes and socks will not fit you and people will always stare at your feet.

I wish I could meet the cast of Harry Potter.

[Eidolism]

Granted, but now you are trapped in the Harry Potter realm and can never return to real life.

I wish I had invisible powers

[Guest teddybearsouls]

That sounds freakin great

Granted, but you are unable to control when you become invisible and when you are not.

I wish my vision would restore itself and become perfect.

[Eidolism]

bruh me too tho 

Granted, but everything is too perfect and you must wear sunglasses everywhere to dull the intensity. 

I wish I could slay leisuring like Jenna Marbles