Corrupt a wish

[Fallon]

Granted but whoever eats your food will suffer from diarrhea.

I wish I could learn Krav Maga.

[Leviathan]

Granted, but you forget everything you've learnt immediately.

 

I wish I could breathe freely underwater.

[Fallon]

Granted, but you'll never be able to breathe air again. 

I wish I could visit Abbey of St. Carta Romania (Cârța Monastery) to feel 'The Nun' vibe. 

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[ratty]

granted, but the nun follows you home

i wish my room was bigger

          

[Bunno]

Granted, but now your entire room is constantly messy.

I wish for the end of this year to end in solitude and clarity.

[Naptime]

Granted, but next year will be chaos!
I wish I had infinite amount of ideas for repaints.

[Frills]

Granted! Now you have so many ideas it’s impossible for you to ever settle on one to do 

 

I wish I could eat all the food and never get unhealthy

[ratty]

(me too) granted, but you can only eat when nobody is watching

i wish there was no such thing as emotional stress

[Fallon]

Granted, but Chronic stress and Episodic acute stress still exist.

I wish I could go ghost hunting without being possessed.

[Demon]

Granted, but you 'die' and turn into a ghost each time you go hunting and lose the memory of where you left your body.

 

I wish I understood how everything worked.

[Cymette]

Granted! Unfortunately, the overwhelming amount of knowledge has left you with not only a killer migraine, but also an empty feeling inside as the only one who understands everything.

I wish I had a cinnamon bun.

[Amaya]

Granted, but it's moldy. 

 

I wish I was still in Sweden. 

[Kath]

41 minutes ago, Kita said:

Granted, but it's moldy. 

 

I wish I was still in Sweden. 

i try my best if this is right 1st time

 

granted but you need to buy plane ticket

 

i wish to be back my old self again because im loving him too hard to him :(

[Fallon]

Granted, but the person you love is falling for another person.

I wish I could go beach horseback riding.

[Amaya]

Granted, but you keep falling off the horse face first into the sand.

 

I wish I was back to my old weight of 9st with 0 stretch marks. 

[Fallon]

Granted, but you will be facing a lot of health problems. 

I wish I was a Victoria's Secret Angel.

[Can]

Wish granted, but you can only model for the new TBA granny panties line 

 

I wish my cat could speak human

[Amaya]

I forgot to add this to my last post but @MeiTzu you did it right!! 

 

Granted, but you can't speak human. 

 

I wish they didn't push back the release date for Spyro Reignited Trilogy.

[Demon]

Granted, but it turns out that they just cancelled it.

 

I wish I had the money to fund my internal aesthetic.

[Fawna]

Granted but your aesthetic turns into love of gummy bears

 

I wish for magic potato