Corrupt a wish

[Squabble]

granted but you can only remember the last 30 seconds of your life.

 

I wish I was financially stable.

[Guest]

Granted, but all your generations will starve to death

 

I wish I was an actor

[Squabble]

granted but you only act in B- rated films and porn.

 

I wish I had an animal sanctuary

[Oppaya]

 

On 6/23/2018 at 10:59 PM, Neurial said:

granted but you will be addressed as a meenage tutant needle teedle. 

I DIED HOLY CRAP 

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Granted but all your animals are bald/without fur

 

I wish I could sing in a musical movie (Disney-ish etc)

 

[Neurial]

1 hour ago, Jojoya said:

 

I DIED HOLY CRAP 

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Granted but all your animals are bald/without fur

 

I wish I could sing in a musical movie (Disney-ish etc)

 

My work here is done. 

 

Granted, but the musical will be named: “For the Love of Chimkin Nubbers”

 

i wish I had some chimkin nubbers. 

[Oppaya]

Granted but you allergic to it/them/etc (whatever it is lmao)

 

I wish I could draw

[Viu]

Granted but you only excel at drawing basic shapes

 

I wish I had an indoor gym

[Oppaya]

Granted but everytime you use one of your gym machines they scream how much it hurts until you stop using it.

 

I wish I had an indoor pool

[Spirits]

Granted, but the water makes a path for you when you go through it so you can't really swim.

I wish I could afford university.

[Cymette]

Granted! However, now you're s t r e s s e d.
I wish I could sleep on the clouds.

[Strath]

Granted but you get struck by lightening every time it rains.

I wish I had more energy.

[sick]

granted but now you have too much energy and you can never sleep again!!!!

i wish i had a new drawing tablet

[aespa]

 

granted but your tablet plays fruit salad by the wiggles every time you sit it down ..hehe

 

I wish I was not a...emo girl ); 

[Sabrinyahh]

granted but you're insanely peppy about everything

 

I wish I were rich

[Alex]

Granted, but inflation went up and everything costs x1000 more.

 

I wish I could have a smoothie maker. MmMMMmm

[Strath]

Granted but it never works.

I wish I could get all my tasks finished today.

[Inflikted]

Granted, but 10 more tasks are piled on tomorrow.

 

I wish I could dance like Michael Jackson.

[Strath]

Granted but then you'll never rest.

I wish I could stop time.

[Inflikted]

Granted, but time doesn't make an exception for you - you freeze same as everything else until you let it continue.

 

I wish I was a super pro gamer

[Mya]

granted but you end up dying every few seconds

I wish I could get hired