Corrupt a wish

[Spirits]

Granted, but you have no control over the magic in the potato. 

 

I wish I had the money to just pack up and move already. 

[Amaya]

Granted, but the place you move to has endless problems that need fixing

 

I wish I had make-up skills like Sophdoesnails on YouTube LMAO 

[Fallon]

Granted, but you can't see your own reflection in mirror while you're getting your makeup done.

I wish I have a body figure like Gigi Hadid or Kendall Jenner. 

[Fawna]

Granted, but you smell like pickles all the time

I wish for pillows. Lots and lots of pillows!

[Fallon]

Granted, but there are lots and lots of bed bugs hiding inside them. 

I wish I was photogenic.

[Naptime]

Granted, but you're only photogenic at noon for 15 minutes (daily).
I wish I was always on time for everything. 

[Fawna]

Granted, but everyone else is always late.

I wish I was better at nail art 

[XPsychoBarbieX]

Granted , but your fingernails fell off.

I wish i was taller.

[Frills]

Granted, but you're now a giant.

I wish I could cook better. 

[XPsychoBarbieX]

Granted , You are now the best cook in the world but if anyone eats it they die.

I wish summer lasted longer.

[Fallon]

Granted, but summer vacation will not exist.

I wish have a net worth like Kylie Jenner's. 

[Leviathan]

Granted, but all the money in this world turns valueless. 

I wish working wasn't so hard as it is now.

[pox]

Granted, but you're unemployed for the rest of your life.

I wish fall lasted the entire year.

[Leviathan]

Granted, but you fall no matter where you are or how steady you stay in one place least 3 times a day every day of the entire year.

I wish true love was actually real.

[Londor]

Granted, but you will never find yours.

 

I wish I could change my appearance at will.

[Fallon]

Granted, but you will become the most hated person in the world.

I wish to own a successful business that is legal.

[Londor]

Granted, but all your profits are in monopoly money.

 

I wish magic was real and that I was a wizard.

[DeadBot]

Granted, But you cannot control your magic.
I wish i had enough money to move in with my bf.

[Leviathan]

 

Granted, but the money comes from your boyfriend's family heritage fortune. After receiving the money, your boyfriend dies of shock as well which includes his money in the fortune, so the money goes to you; which leaves you to move in with your boyfriend's dead body.

 

I wish I could have more stamina.

[Hashiyukas]

Granted, but it runs out very quickly.

 

I wish I could eat all I want without gaining weight :^)