Corrupt a wish

[DeadBot]

Granted But you actually lose weight by this 

I wish most of my wishes for my life came true.

[XPsychoBarbieX]

Granted but they all come true at once and you immediately die after.

I wish i could change my hair color at will.

[Naptime]

Granted, but you'll eventually lose all of it in the near future.
I wish I the money to fill my closet with cute new clothes

[Dorktor]

Granted, but it is all ripped up

I wish i had no responsibilities

[Vix]

Granted, but you can never do anything for entertainment (internet, electronics, etc)

I wish that I had a snake

[Keturah]

Granted but you find out you're allergic to snakes

 

I wish I had more time to draw

[Demonaliya]

Granted, but everything you draw you hate. 

 

I wish I was in Wonderland. 

[Leviathan]

Granted, but it was actually an acid trip that caused you to hallucinate Wonderland.

 

I wish for immunity to all sickness.

[Fallon]

Granted, but your loved ones will keep getting sick all the time.

I wish I have unlimited supplies of  Moët & Chandon champagne.

 

[Naptime]

Granted, but all of it tastes so bad you can't even drink it!
I wish I could remember everything of extreme importance

[Amaya]

Granted, but you remember when it's too late.

 

I wish I would stop thinking too much into things and just relax. 

[Leviathan]

Granted, but you will never think about anything and stay relaxed forever without any consciousness as to what's going on around you.

 

I wish homophobia didn't exist.

[XPsychoBarbieX]

Granted but now everyone is afraid of the sun .

I wish it was halloween everyday.

[DeadBot]

Granted But you will get tired of the holaday and you soon will dislike the candy

I wish my dog was alive still..

[Fallon]

Granted, but you'll have to die in exchange for your dog to be alive.

 

I wish abs are easy to maintain.

 

[Naptime]

Granted, but now you're not allowed to eat your favorite foods ever again.
I wish I could go to the movie theater anytime i wanted!

[Demonaliya]

Granted, but you start getting charged for every breath you take while watching instead of the movies/popcorn.

 

I wish that I could pull the exact amount of money from my pockets needed in any situation. 

[Amaya]

Granted, but it's always the wrong currency. 

 

I wish I didn't hate mayonnaise sometimes.

[Ayumi]

granted bb, but now mayo is all you can eat HA 

i wish i wasn't easily anxious over everything.

[Hck]

Granted, but you become a sociopath.

I wish my animals could talk.