Corrupt a wish

[bus]

granted but they only sell instant!

 

I wish my posture wasn't so terrible

[stahrry]

Granted, but the school only teaches how to properly clean toilets.

 

I wish I could have an intellectual conversation with my cats.

 

[Baah]

Granted, but then all humans from this point on will sound like cats.

 

I wish I could have french fries rn. 

[Naptime]

Granted, but they're old and moldy!

 

I wish I had a boba tea place next to where I live.

[Emmzi]

Granted, but its only open at night.

 

I wish I could lose weight.

[Auxemia]

Granted! But you start losing hair too. 

 

I wish I could draw. 

[iMoan]

Granted but whenever you draw you start to compulsively sneeze.

 

I wish i had the courage to tell people how i feel without fear. 

[Ginja]

Granted! But people will always lie to your face at least once in every conversation.

 

I wish I could grow plants!

[zardgaze]

Granted! But all plants will come to life and feed on humans.

 

I wish I could go to the moon.

[Necromancess]

Granted, but there aren't any space suits available.

 

I wish the temperature never reached above 75 degrees Fahrenheit.

[Yang]

Granted, but you have to wear 3 sweaters on everyday.

I wish i could fly.

[Dewsh]

Granted! but you fly slower than a turtle walks 

 

I wish my city had a ramen restaurant 

[zardgaze]

Granted! But you are not allowed to enter.

 

I wish I could teleport anywhere.

[Demonaliya]

Granted~ But you throw up every where any time you teleport.

 

I wish I was the front woman in a bomb ass rock band. 

[Cosmy]

Granted   but your band is so underrated that you never get to perform on stage 

 

I wish I could learn any language I want in an instant 

[Unarm]

Granted, but every time you try to communicate with someone, you suddenly get ridiculously shy!

 

I wish I could have just one grilled cheese toastie. 

[Triteleia]

Granted, but each time you leave you won't be able to leave someone else's nightmare for an hour at least! 

I wish I could make any food I wanted to make magically appear.

[SkyFall]

Granted, but you lose your sense of taste and smell.

 

I wish I can travel in time.

[Guest Drews]

Granted, but you can’t choose which time to travel in

 

 

I wish I could read minds 

[LiraAlthena]

Granted, but every time you do, you lose an hour of your life.

 

I wish I knew how to speak all languages.